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Lil Wayne graduates to getting other people thrown in jail

Not content with simply having himself incarcerated, non-human/greatest rapper alive Lil Wayne has moved on to having other people incarcerated because of him.  According to a report in the New York Daily News, Captain Raphael Collazzo of the New York Department of Corrections has been suspended and given probation for making an unauthorized visit to the jailed rap star's cell.  Lil Wayne is in an isolation block at Rikers Island, the prison facility invented by Kool G Rap and DJ Polo, for having headphones and an mp3 player, which is second only to shivving a guy in the yard on the list of big house no-nos. 

This isn't the first time Lil Wayne has taken down a prison employee;  earlier this year, corrections officer Amelia Negron was fired after visiting his cell without clearance.  Apparently, if he can't stay out of prison, he'll bring the place down around him.  Now that's gangsta!

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