Jimmy Kimmel got the scoop that rapper Lil Wayne will retire after releasing Tha Carter 5. Take this news with a grain of salt, as it comes from a very unreliable source: Lil Wayne. Then throw in another pinch of salt because Tha Carter 5 is not Weezy's next album. That might be his upcoming planned collaborations with Juelz Santana, Drake, Big Tymers, T-Pain—or possibly several of those names at once. Or it might be Devol, an album of love songs written while the rapper was in prison. Or maybe it's Teeth, an album he'll probably write and record while in the waiting room at the dentist. Or it's the double album's worth of material he wrote just now, while you were reading this article.
And assuming this retirement actually goes ahead as planned, don't expect it to last. It's pretty unimaginable that a man who went to jail and used his one phone call to record a guest verse will stay away from the studio for too long. Anyway, Tha Carter 5 doesn't have a release date, but 2014 is as good a guess as any. And Weezy's comeback from retirement will probably begin in the limo on the way home from the press conference announcing said retirement.
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