Automotively accursed actress Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized after rear-ending an 18-wheeler, according to TMZ, who notes that both Lohan and her assistant were left "bleeding and bruised" but otherwise okay, with Lohan reportedly even refusing an ambulance. The same cannot be said for Lohan's Porsche—"A RENTAL," the site clarifies in both all-caps and bold font, as this fact is either very important or embarrassing—with the car totaled and parts of it strewn across the Pacific Coast Highway. TMZ adds that Lohan has claimed that "the 18-wheeler cut her off," with The Associated Press saying that police are currently investigating. As of press time, chauffeurs were still a thing.
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