Halter-broke girl Lindsay Lohan will guest star on 2 Broke Girls, Variety has announced to a world that just watched Oprah urge her to cut the bullshit, so that she may resume pursuing her acting craft—beginning with a stunt-casting role on a CBS sitcom. The episode, set to air approximately a month into her reality series’ detailed reveal of why no one should work with Lindsay Lohan, will find her playing a character who hires said broke girls to make her a wedding cake. However, they soon learn that Lohan has “trouble making decisions,” in the now-obligatory slyly meta nod to Lohan’s own persona. Still, we assume that—once again through the strenuous efforts of outsiders whose livelihood is unfortunately dependent on the whims of Lindsay Lohan—this Lohan-related project gets made, so that it can then be marginally enjoyed or flat-out ignored. You know, like most wedding cakes.
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