Liz And Dick

 November 3, 2012

Although recent years and minutes have seen Lindsay Lohan nearly destroyed by a vast conspiracy of tabloid media, club owners, truck drivers, and Suge Knight, through it all she's remained steadfast that her redemption is nigh so long as she continues to concentrate on her work, and whatever else her publicist's last statement said. (Probably a blanket "these claims will be proven untrue.") Anyway, here's the trailer for Liz And Dick, the Lifetime original movie in which Lohan resurrects Elizabeth Taylor and, ostensibly, her career by donning myriad wigs, throwing bottles of vodka, screaming, and other examples of capital-A Acting, all intended to remind everyone of Lohan's unfairly overshadowed talents for also doing those things when they're scripted. "They drink! They fight! They fornicate!" But most importantly, they absolve.