Remember a couple of years ago when we told you about the nuptials of once-regular A.V. Club commenters Phel and Prison Wine? (Real names, btw.) Well, another article just came out, and we thought some of you newbies might like to see how to find true love in our virtual pages. We took a bit of umbrage with the piece's assertion that our comments have become "unmanageable," but what do you think? Feel free to clog the comments below with your opinions, to the point that the noise outweighs the signal and only the loudest (where have ye gone, ZMF?) can be heard. Or just say something nice; that'd be fine too.
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