Mark Wahlberg could have stopped 9/11, according to Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg could have stopped 9/11, according to Mark Wahlberg

America has spent much of the last decade asking itself how it might have prevented the tragedy of September 11, with most of the answers it's come up with involving things like ensuring that you always have to throw away an entire bottle of contact lens solution because you forgot to bring the travel size again. But as effective as that strategy is, perhaps none of those extreme measures would have been necessary had the TSA only had the foresight to adopt a regulation of always having Mark Wahlberg on board. The actor who has punched a lot of people in movies has spoken many times about his narrowly missing a date with destiny, by switching from one of the doomed 9/11 flights so that he could head up to the Toronto Film Festival a week earlier. And now, in a recent interview with Men’s Journal, Wahlberg spells out how that decision led directly to tragedy for America, all because Mark Wahlberg was not there to prevent it.

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” Wahlberg says, presumably while making that face where he looks both confused and slightly angry—the sort of expression that says, "Hey, just who the hell do you think you're dealing with?" that would have totally thrown the hijackers off. Wahlberg added, “There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’” Unfortunately, because none of the actual passengers on that flight had the sort of bravery, leadership, and commercial airliner piloting skills, apparently, that can only be developed over years of starring in Mark Wahlberg movies, 9/11 happened. So let us hope that America never forgets… to put a Mark Wahlberg on every airplane. [via EW]

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