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Mastodon’s Brent Hinds got handy with his wood and made a giant dick

Mastodon’s Brent Hinds has a background in carpentry, a skill he’s been keen on documenting through his posts on Instagram over the past couple of years. After a year with relatively few posts featuring his handiwork, the metal singer’s inspiration burst forth in the shape of a giant, veiny cock—a piece that has already been nicknamed the “Mastodong.” As evinced by his most recent photos, Hinds took to working a piece of wood until it took on a phallic shape, at which point he bore down on the shaft and worked it through to completion. You can see the fruits of his labor in the photos below, which will fill men the world over with feelings of awe and inadequacy.

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