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Metal group Ghost B.C. is selling branded sex toys now, complete with a dildo that looks like the group's frontman

 Metal Up Your Ass, literally

Masked metal group Ghost B.C. is taking a page from Rammstein’s playbook and selling its own branded sex toys now. The band’s new Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box Set comes complete with a T-shirt, brushed metal charm, a “divorce scroll” with gold Ghost seal, and both a buttplug and a dildo. The sex toys are also Ghost-related, in that the plug has a “moulded Grucifix logo base,” and the dildo is shaped like the group’s frontman, Papa Emeritus II. (Seriously. Look at the photo.)

All this branded sex fun will cost fans just $199.99, while the whole goodie pack comes in a box that looks like a Bible, has embossed artwork, and is lined with dark red velvet. Patrons not interested in T-shirts or ass-play can also order just the dildo. It’s $75 and comes packaged in a black velvet drawstring sack.

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