Michael Bay has so far encountered several obstacles to giving TV his unique version of reality—which, compared to actual reality, is far louder and has better tits—but Deadline reports that Bay may be closer to finally smashing through those obstacles with a gloriously quick-cut sequence of words that makes zero sense but nevertheless sounds exciting. To wit: Bay has apparently given up on his long-stalled action-adventure survival series One Way Out and instead refocused similar energies on an as-yet-untitled show for A&E, described only as “a competition reality series that promises to test the strength of the family unit like never before.” Or to put it another way, families will gaze in slackjawed amazement as the skyscrapers of their filial bonds are shredded by the fireballs of competitive tension and possibly actual fireballs. Meanwhile, their only hope for survival is protecting the lingerie model that is their heart. You will learn about love and shit.
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