Deadline reports that NBC has purchased a drama called Emerald City, described as “a dark reimagining of the classic tale of”—you know what? Never mind. There are like a dozen other Wizard Of Oz things coming to movie and TV screens that we’re already not talking about. I don’t see how we can possibly fit in one more.
Oh, it’s “in the vein of Game Of Thrones.” You know what else is in the vein of Game Of Thrones, but a lot more interesting? This Reddit photo (and accompanying video!) of Game Of Thrones’ star Peter Dinklage hula-hooping in a gay bar. In fact, how 'bout every time we hear about some dumb new Wizard Of Oz-related project, we just post this photo of Peter Dinklage hula-hooping instead. You would welcome it, we would welcome it, and by the time winter finally comes, our days will have been filled with nothing but Peter Dinklage hula-hooping.
NBC has purchased a PETER DINKLAGE HULA-HOOPING. That’s already much better. Have a super, Peter Dinklage hula-hooping sort of weekend. [via UPROXX]
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