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Next James Bond film due just in time for the apocalypse

Hola, amigos. It’s been a long time since MGM rapped at ya, but now that it’s finally gotten some shit together and found a new place to live for the time being thanks to two old friendly sea captains or whatever, it can get down to the business of squeezing out one more James Bond film—the numerologically ominous 23rd Bond film, to be exact, which is set to debut on the similarly ominous date of November 9, 2012, just a little over a month before the Mayan-predicted end of the world. At least that means star Daniel Craig, director Sam Mendes, and screenwriters Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, and John Logan will have money to burn. 

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