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No, Angelina Jolie will not be playing Marilyn Monroe in talking dog film

According to her management, Angelina Jolie will not be playing Marilyn Monroe opposite George Clooney’s Frank Sinatra in that talking-dog movie. Oddly enough, however the statement does not address the rumors—started right here, by this website, in this very post—that she will be playing the George Burns role in the upcoming remake of Oh God!. We anxiously await more news about this exciting, in-development project.

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