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No Daft Punk tour in the works

A statement released from the publicist French electro duo Daft Punk has dismissed recent rumors of an upcoming tour. Here's the note in its entirety:

There are no tour dates currently planned for Daft Punk.  The recent rumors of a Daft Punk tour are false.  We would like to ensure that no fans are taken advantage of by fictitious rumors of upcoming shows.

The nation's ecstasy dealers have yet to issue a statement in response.

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