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No sex please, we're British: Snoop Dogg debuts his royal love song

True to his word, Snoop Dogg debuted the anthem he created specifically for Prince William’s bachelor party (and soon to be adopted by all bachelor parties) at the numerologically significant hour of 4:20 p.m. yesterday. “Wet” will soundtrack the Royal Engagement Party, where it will inspire the UK’s second in line of succession to enter connubial bliss with his bride-to-be, and thus produce the heirs that will comprise the next great lineage of the English dynasty. We’re pretty sure that’s what this song is about, anyway.

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