There are certain important terrible things so terrible The Hater podcast must examine them in depth. In this very special edition of the Hatecast, Amelie Gillette and Onion News Network Associate Producer Liz Koe bravely dissect one of these all-consuming important terrible things: Bravo's Real Housewives franchise. Put a spoon in your mouth and brace yourself for discussion of people who commission giant oil portraits of their face, tell underprivileged girls to marry counts, and use the term "prostitution whore." The Real-Housewives-induced mini-strokes await you.
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