Paul F. Tompkins wants to murder someone for you (as Boardwalk Empire's Richard Harrow)

Paul F. Tompkins wants to murder someone for you (as Boardwalk Empire's Richard Harrow)

Boardwalk Empire's Richard Harrow is a pretty efficient murderer. Funny Or Die took note of this and created an advertisement featuring Paul F. Tompkins soliciting his homicidal services as the half-faced hit man. Harrow's methods are 100 percent effective, because "nothing works likes murder." He'll off anyone, from polio-stricken children to zebras, and for cheap. Harrow's going rate is only $1 for men, and "gettin' looked at real creepy" for women. After all, he just wants to help,.. by murdering people. 

Boardwalk Empire's Richard Harrow: Murderer For Hire from Paul F Tompkins

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