Boardwalk Empire's Richard Harrow is a pretty efficient murderer. Funny Or Die took note of this and created an advertisement featuring Paul F. Tompkins soliciting his homicidal services as the half-faced hit man. Harrow's methods are 100 percent effective, because "nothing works likes murder." He'll off anyone, from polio-stricken children to zebras, and for cheap. Harrow's going rate is only $1 for men, and "gettin' looked at real creepy" for women. After all, he just wants to help,.. by murdering people.
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