Perfect Mothers

Just in time for an especially awkward Valentine’s Day, here’s the (not safe for work or moms) trailer for Perfect Mothers, a film in which Naomi Watts and Robin Wright play two Australian pals who embody all the ideal virtues of motherhood by making themselves available to bang each other’s sons—but you know, in a loving, nurturing way. The film seems to pose the question, “What if The Lonely Island’s ‘Motherlover’ video were actually a melodrama that also had a lot of swimming?” and should definitely not be forwarded to your buddy with a jokey subject line about how they finally made a movie about you.