Tracy Morgan, who gets exponentially funnier and awesomer the farther he gets from Saturday Night Live, has confessed to Penthouse what most SNL fans should have already assumed: Jimmy Fallon's fellow cast members thought he was a douche. As reported by Page 6, Morgan said he and the other SNLers were bothered by the "laughing and all that dumb [bleep] he used to do - he wouldn't mess with me because I didn't [bleep]ing play that s - - t. That's taking all the attention off of everybody else and putting it on you, like, 'Oh, look at me, I'm the cute one.' I told him not to do that s - - t in my sketches, so he never did." Dude, that is almost as great as this. Almost.
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