Read/See This: Here's what the cast of Better Off Dead looks like now

Read/See This: Here's what the cast of Better Off Dead looks like now

For those of precisely the right age, there's no better John Cusack movie than Better Off Dead, the absurd 1985 comedy directed by "Savage" Steve Holland. Practically the whole damn movie is ripe for quoting ("and to drink... Peru!"), and it feels like the type of comedy that could never happen again. (Insane paperboy, check. Skiing competition, check. Weird Asian drag racers, check. Claymation burgers, check.) Screen Crush gathered photos of the major characters, then and now—so if you were wondering what the "I want my two dollars!" kid was doing, the answer is in the link above (looking creepy).

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