Hey there, lost souls: It’s been three days since we first asked you to send in your love and relationship questions to Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, and—seeing as there’s no way you’ve since figured out your innumerable problems on your own—here’s a reminder to get them in by Monday, January 14. We’ve had a lot of good submissions so far (as well as a few that make us want to never look at the Internet again), but we could definitely always use more. With this rare opportunity to have arguably the most admired/envied couple in the comedy world share their romantic wisdom with you, why, you’d be a fool to just sit there wondering why you’re destined to be alone, when Nick and Megan could tell you, then help you not do that anymore. So drop them a line. Time and potential for love is a-wastin’.
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