Finally alerted to the fact that there is someone playing a douchebag somewhere without his say-so, comedian and frequent portrayer of douchebags Rob Riggle has flown immediately to the set of New Girl, where he will soon engage in an old-fashioned douchebag-off with Max Greenfield's Schmidt. According to TV Line, Riggle will play Schmidt's cousin and rival, also named Schmidt, with the two locked in heated competition for the right to be TV's douchebaggiest douchebag named Schmidt. Riggle, of course, has the advantage of being very loud, which can often mean the difference between being a true champion douchebag and a mere amateur. Cutthroat business, this douchebaggin'.
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