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Rolling Stones tour in 2012?

Speculation is brewing over a possible Rolling Stones 50th anniversary tour to take place in 2012 after the band members were photographed leaving the same building earlier this week. While on one hand it's difficult to comprehend of a stage big enough to accommodate Keith Richards and Mick Jagger's supposedly small penis, some kind of tour run seems inevitable considering the enormous pile of money that's there for the taking. As for the veracity of a report based solely on a gathering of elderly British gentlemen in London, the rumors seem legit considering it was reported by Rolling Stonewhose famously chummy relationship with Jagger suggests that there could be some background skinny the publication is holding onto until the singer's SuperHeavy project becomes the big-time sensation it's surely destined to be. [Via Rolling Stone]

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