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RZA directing film about a hitman teamed with a happy little blue horse, proving you are insanely high right now

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In news that confirms you are incredibly high right now, RZA has signed on to follow his directorial debut The Man With The Iron Fists with an adaptation of Grant Morrison's Happy!, the recently released comic book that The Hollywood Reporter compares to "It’s a Wonderful Life, Sin City, and Care Bears," and yes, everyone can tell you're high right now. Care Bears In Sin City, and everyone's looking at you because they know. Anyway, Morrison himself will write the script, which concerns a grizzled ex-cop turned hitman who teams up with a cheerful little blue horse named Happy that only he can see, with whom he sets out to save both his city and Christmas. RZA will loosely base the film around his real-life experiences with his own imaginary horse friend, the late Ol' Dirty Bastard. Does any of this even make sense? You are fucking high, my friend. You probably shouldn't be at work right now. 

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