'Shock the bitch b': Ghostface Killah's tips for Valentine's Day

'Shock the bitch b': Ghostface Killah's tips for Valentine's Day

As part of our ongoing “Great Job, Ghostface!” series, Ghostface Killah—basically hip-hop’s Dr. Phil and Rachael Ray all rolled into one—has offered up another stream of his patented “Words Of Wisdom” to go with his previous tips on fashion and proper hygiene. And this one couldn’t have come at a better time, offering several reminders on how to treat your lady right this Valentine’s Day and beyond, and suggestions for those hunting for a last-minute idea about how to celebrate. For example, have you considered boat rides and shit? 

And the #GFKWordsofWisdom of the week is "How To Make Your Girl Happy."
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Sometimes you gotta flip it on your girl b. The things she do for you if she does them for you, you gotta do to her man.
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Nahmean she liked to get pampered too. She like to hear that "I Love You" shit a thousand times a day. You understand what I'm sayin.
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With a soft kiss every now and then. Younahmean. Rub her back b. Feel her up, massage her, tell her how good she look.
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Cook for her if you could, if you know how to cook. If not take her to get something to eat.
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Sometimes you can just go on a vacation. If you go on a vacation that's the ultimate. You gon' smash all that!
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Whatever foul shit you was doing nahmean, you gon' cut off a lot of that fat b. A lot of that shit and you gon' be good for a minute.
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You know especially if you take her somewhere theres a beach and y'all just go lay out get a couple of massages from the hotel.
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Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
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Y'all go down to the motherfuckin hotel, they got a bunch of activities y'all can do. Go on boat rides and shit, you do all that shit.
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Even if its a 2 day vacation nahmean, y'all come back y'all gon be good! You gon be good.
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So its like um, basically...you know. Make her something to eat. Take her out, you know.
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Come back, put some candles in the tub, for her. Do things, you know. Run the water for her.
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Buy her a lingerie or pajama set so she can put it on after she get out nahmean. Have a little cake for her or whatever whatever whatever.
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Whatever you know, just make the scene nice and sexy and romantic and soft and warm.
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Ynahmean, the ill, I don't care if its a Luther or Barry CD or something like that but just, you know, tell her you love her man.
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The whole shit is just shocking them. Shock the bitch b.
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Not to call her a bitch like that but you know what I mean, just shocking them. She gotta be like "Yo this nigga just fucked my head up!"
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That's the best shit. Making your girl happy man. Then after that, you know what it is! You gon' go in there and you gon' make love to her.
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But don't make love to her without the MUSIC on! You gotta put that SLOW shit on and you fuck her reaaal slow.
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and for those of y'all that don't eat no pussy, you might gotta eat her pussy. You feel me! You eat her pussy, thats even a extra 100 points
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But you gotta eat her pussy tho, nahmean. Don't suck the shit too hard nahmean they don't like that.
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Thats why a lot of girls like girls cause they know what girls like. Nah mean, you gotta know how to do that shit right b.
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But I'm saying tho, you gon' make your girl happy. You feel me?
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But yo, just take it from me man. It's Tony Starks in the building. I know. #GFKWordsofWisdom
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We have a feeling a lot of people are getting pregnant tonight, nah mean?

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