The Simpsons Archive dredges up some vintage Internet scorn from the show’s golden age

The Simpsons Archive dredges up some vintage Internet scorn from the show’s golden age

Simpsons fans everywhere are united by two fervent beliefs. That the show is the funniest, most groundbreaking, influential show in the history of television; and that the show is terrible and should have gone off the air years ago. Debates rage hotly over the internet as to when the show peaked, when the show went downhill, and how many years or decades ago the show became unwatchable.

But now fans can enjoy some much-needed perspective, thanks to The Simpsons Archive. As part of the site’s exhaustive compendium of all things Springfield, the site includes capsule reviews of each episode of the series, which it has embiggened with Internet comments from the time when the episode originally aired. As the venerable show pre-dates the web browser, the commenters during the show’s acknowledged best season (let’s just say most of the single digits and let that settle the argument forever), come from Usenet, a text-only discussion board that was popular back when low-end Macs had black and white monitors and people wore onions on their belts, because it was the style at the time.

And just like their futuristic bretheren, our onion-belted forbears loved The Simpsons almost as much as they loved complaining about The Simpsons. An all-time classic like “Kamp Krusty” gets called “predictable and drawn out,” with “abysmal” voice direction; “Itchy And Scratchy Land” is one viewer’s “Top 5 worst... of all time... Killer robots? Puh-LEEZE.” Emotional high point “And Maggie Makes Three,” gets called “Truly awful... I’m going to start a collection so the writers can BUY an original damn idea! GRADE: F.” One reader considered legitimate Best Episode Ever contender “Deep Space Homer” to be “decidedly average. I thought the dialogue was uninspiring... there was no punch to the script.”

The Simpsons Archive isn’t the first to notice the show’s long history of Internet hate—now-retired A.V. Club commenter “Reposted snpp.com Comments” routinely posted early ’90s Internet hate to our Classic Simpsons reviews. But it’s nice to know that, at least in some people’s eyes, the show has been going downhill from nearly the first episode.

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