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So you didn't like the jive-talking Transformers? Fine, Michael Bay will take away your jive-talking Transformers

Yo, according to an official—and unsurprisingly curt—missive from Michael Bay himself, the jive-talking, vaguely racist robots that spoiled the otherwise perfectly enjoyable explosions of Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen will not return for the upcoming third entry. Skids and Mudflap were given their dismissal this morning as Bay simply stated, “The Twins are not back in T3” while kickin’ it old school on his personal web forums, son. So what will all the critics find to complain about now, hmmmmmm? 

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