Sorry, you can't have these awesome Breaking Bad shoes

Sorry, you can't have these awesome Breaking Bad shoes

Illustrator Jon Defreest is the foremost online peddler of awesome shit that you can’t have, because it only exists in his pop-culture-addled mind. From “I Just Blue Myself” and “All Of The Bacon And Eggs You Have” Ben & Jerry’s flavor mock-ups to the only (spoiler-y!) Gus Fring Halloween mask you’ll ever need to Ron Swanson’s Turf ’n’ Turf frozen dinner, the products that emerge from Defreest’s mind and Wacom tablet are the we-wish-it-were-real stuff A.V. Club Gift Guides are made out of. Today he decided to taunt us even further with these Breaking Bad-ified Chuck Taylor All Stars he created for Tauntr.com, along with Walking Dead and Dexter-inspired designs.

Yes, they’re totally badass, and no, you can’t have them, because they’re just concepts… for now. Maybe if we all tweet-bomb Converse, we can make them a reality.

[via Buzzfeed]