Sucky Jay Leno announces sucky guests for his sucky return

Sucky Jay Leno announces sucky guests for his sucky return

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You'd think Jay Leno would want some powerhouses to bolster his return to The Tonight Show on March 1, wouldn't you? But maybe everybody with a soul left in Hollywood wasn't available. Instead, peep this safe, snoozy lineup.

March 1: Jamie Foxx, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, and Brad Paisley (Holy shit, he got PAISLEY!?!?)

March 2: Sarah Palin, Shaun White

March 3: "Jaywalk All-Stars" with the cast of Jersey Shore, plus Chelsea Handler, a speed-skater, and Avril Lavigne

This, my friends, is appointment TV. Appointment with pretty much any other channel.

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