Heralding the horrible age when cartoons cross over into the human world, and begin to wreak their pixilated vengeance on the flesh oppressors, FX has announced via press release a live tour featuring the characters of Archer. Fortunately, we have long prepared for this day, and also the tour actually just features the actors who voice those characters—meat-sacks Jon Benjamin, Aisha Tyler, Jessica Walter, Chris Parnell, Amber Nash, and Lucky Yates, who will appear alongside series creator Adam Reed and executive producer Matt Thompson to participate in a live reading of classic scenes from the series, as well as answer fan questions/graciously endure "Danger Zone!" catcalls. Archer Live! is limited to just four dates in Los Angeles (Jan. 3 at the Echoplex), San Francisco (Jan. 4 at the Fillmore), Philadelphia (Jan. 11 at the Theatre of Living Arts), and New York (Jan. 12 at Irving Plaza), so every other city still has time to prepare to be slaughtered by cartoons.