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The fifth Pirates Of The Caribbean picks its latest pirates and/or boats-related subtitle

With yet another Pirates Of The Caribbean movie ready to set sail on the rolling tides of inertia, its producers have been forced to come up with yet another subtitle that’s vaguely reminiscent of the sea or boats, so you know what Johnny Depp will be drunk on. But, according to an interview directors Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg gave to This Is Infamous, this time they’re going back to the series’ original source of sort-of-inspiration: The fifth film will be called Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, referencing both a familiar line from the theme park ride, and the fact that the entire movie will just be one long, silent pan over a pile of gaunt corpses. (It will cost $300 million.) No other details are available, save the implication that any future Pirates film will have the title Pirates Of The Caribbean: Please Be Steppin’ Out To Yer Right.  [via Coming Soon]

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