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These monkey brain bowls are Kali-Maaarvelous

Short of a tableside viewing of Cannibal Holocaust, there’s no better way to separate the squeamish from the decadent and depraved than the new Monkey Brains Bowl from Firebox. Just in time for Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom’s thirtieth anniversary (a fact that is definitely not lost on the Firebox copy writing team—their pitch opens with “your body is a temple, a temple of doom”), this questionably tasteful but undeniably hilarious vessel retails for $58.59, comes complete with a hairy skull cap lid “to keep your food hot or cold,” and would look great filled with red Jell-O, strawberry jam, borscht, extra chunky salsa, or tuna tartare. Smelling salts are not included. 

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