Despite a reputation for brainless warmongering courtesy of songs like "Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue", Toby Keith has come out as, shocker, a Democrat and an Obama supporter. The Chicago Tribune has the full story, which includes quotes like this: "So as far as leadership and patriotism goes, I think it's really important that those things have to take place. And I think he's the best Democratic candidate we've had since Bill Clinton. And that's coming from a Democrat."
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