All right all right, boys and girls, it appears that the transformation you've all been waiting for is finally complete. You see, it's pretty obvious that ever since Matthew McConaughey appeared in 1993's Dazed And Confused, he's been fighting a losing battle against becoming his character Wooderson in real life. Actually, "fight" is way too harsh of a word for casually livin' with nothing but a pair of cut-off jeans and a sweet set of bongo drums to your name. Anyway, in the video for "Synthesizers" by Butch Walker And The Black Widows, McConaughey finally lets his inner Wooderson become his outer Wooderson. And while the rest of us get older, he stays the same age—seriously, he looks exactly the same as he did almost 20 years ago.
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