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Tommy Wiseau offers his "Top 10 Tips For Making A Sex Tape"

The mid-week doldrums have a way of affecting not only your concentration at work but also the libido; fortunately for you, accidental cult hero Tommy Wiseau has devised a way to reignite those dampened passions and make your own love scenes as erotically alive as those in The Room with his Top 10 Tips For Making A Sex Tape. Put on “You’re My Rose,” scatter some candelabras around the bed, and consider expert advice like, “You have to ask yourself, ‘How do you define how far you can go [with your partner]?’” and “I don’t think [safe sex] should be showed… Society, through all the centuries have changed. Some people now don’t want to have babies, so they do certain types of protection.” True dat, Tommy Wiseau.

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