While The A.V. Club often operates under the fantasy that our readers have their eyes glued to The A.V. Club at all hours of the day, we understand that there are certain circumstances (work, school, court-ordered drug tests) that keep you away from the site for seconds, sometimes minutes, at a time. As such, you might miss out on catching some regular features—like our preview of the day’s most notable TV happenings, What’s On Tonight?—at the exact moment they roll off our digital presses.
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