Having grown bored of communicating with fans through binaural pulses and cryptograms placed strategically throughout Midwestern shopping malls, James Franco has Franco-ized Twitter, launching his first official tweet mere hours ago: “Hi everybody, here I am on Twitter! This is my FIRST tweet...” he said before providing a link to the below video message confirming his Franconess, and urging viewers to put no other Francos before him. Franco also added a profile photo of himself with his arm around a TV displaying a grainy black-and-white video image and topped by a statue of a squirrel—which is something we would have made up but he went ahead and actually did it. Follow Franco.
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