Cee Lo's seemingly unstoppable schadenfreude has entered its next phase with the release of the official video. We'd put it here, but it's apparently not embeddable—you have to go to Facebook, and preemptively "Like" it, in order to watch. Which means "Fuck You" has passed the viral phase and into the "carefully managed by bumbling major label" one.
The elaborate four-minute video finds Cee Lo getting dissed by the same heartbreaker throughout his life, beginning as a pudgy grade-schooler, then a teenage short-order cook, then as the world's least-convincing college student. "What are the chances of comeuppance at the end of the song," you ask? One hundred percent.
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