While the actual action intercourse seems like it should be fairly self-explanatory, young people have been having trouble defining whether they’re having it or not for years. Thankfully, though, Reggie Watts has produced a new song and video, “If You’re Fucking, You’re Fucking,” that seeks to clear up the whole conundrum. For example, if you’re wearing a belt, you’re not fucking. If you’re not sure whether you’re having sex or not, you’re probably fucking. The whole argument is enhanced by an insane beat, as well as a dancing, short-pants-clad Watts who raps in German and performs an extreme amount of pelvic thrusting.
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