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This week we’re barely putting up with Sharknado 2

A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

The creepy, riveting, surprisingly enjoyable post-apocalyptic train thriller, Snowpiercer. Seeing Tilda Swinton’s dentures alone in this movie is worth the iTunes rental.

Coca-Cola’s personalized bottles. Look, it’s a drinkable key chain!

Lifetime’s new Project Runway after-show-type thing, Undone With Amanda De Cadenet. As long as there are reality shows, there will be after shows where a shouting host reads tweets aloud and constantly brags about the fact that they’re live.

And So It Goes. Tagline: “If you squint hard enough, or have cataracts, it’s basically As Good As It Gets. Either way, you’ll leave the theater with a headache.”

The trailer for Fifty Shades Of Grey. Finally: A movie for everyone who thought Secretary was too subtle.

The completely unnecessary Sharknado 2: The Second One. It’s easier to get snakes off a plane than it is to make a hilariously bad move on purpose. Twice.

The iPhone game, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. It takes the special, brain-sucking power of a Kardashian to make an iPhone game more aggressively mindless than a game where the objective is to smash pictures of candy.