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What Would Jay-Z Do?

Amy Ozols & Amelie Gillette discuss important terrible things

This week on the Hater podcast, Amelie Gillette and Amy Ozols, a writer for Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, learn that All Dogs Go To Heaven is apparently just a cruel, cruel fantasy. Other harsh lessons from this Hatecast include: post-Rapture pet-sitting services exist; everyone should be more like Jay-Z; and Madonna will never stop. Go ahead: listen and learn.    

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