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Who Does Justin Timberlake Think He Is?

Judging by his the title of his upcoming album,
FutureSex/LoveSounds, here's a short list of who Justin Timberlake thinks he is: --Outkast --A guy who can rip off Outkast's slash-and-nonsense school of album naming and get away with it --A member of the Black Eyed Peas --Like, a genius, man --Someone who can make the public forget that his last album was called Justified --Beck --Possibly a robot enthusiast. Robots are still cool, right? --Some kind of recording artist Did I forget any? I bet he's sitting in a room with the label publicist right now trying to come up with the perfect response for "So, FutureSex/LoveSounds. What's it mean?" Justin: "You know, it's like beats that are so sexy they cross through time and space..."