Whoopi Goldberg cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it's the weekend so whatever, bye

Whoopi Goldberg cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it's the weekend so whatever, bye

 She's playing a person who for fuck's sake let's just go home already 

Comedian and View sass-pot Whoopi Goldberg has joined the eclectic cast of the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and also it’s 5 p.m. on a goddamn Friday. According to a report from Comic Book Movie, Goldberg will play “Bernadette Thompson,” a gender-flipped revision on the “Burne Thompson” character who bossed around April O'Neil in the Ninja Turtles cartoon series. According to us, it’s the motherfucking weekend.

Anyway, here’s a picture of Goldberg leaving the Ninja Turtles set in a weirdly gigantic jumpsuit, and her hair is all crazy, and whatever, we'll see you on Monday.

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