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Why it's still okay to hate Ashlee Simpson

This from a news article on the IMDB from the ever-reliable World Entertainment News Network. It seems to have been dictated by Simpson's publicist.

Ashlee Simpson finally redeemed her vocal reputation when she sang on Saturday Night Live without incident at the weekend. The brave singer returned to the hit comedy show a year after she was criticized for miming to the wrong song on the show last year, while a pre-recorded version of her hit "Pieces Of Me" was played.

So, let's extend this. I rob a bank. A few months later I return to the same bank. I don't rob it. It's awesome that I've redeemed myself by bravely returning to the same bank and not stealing anything.

Our standards may have dropped.