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Will Ferrell crashed the World Cup, promised to bite Germans

Even though the U.S. team already has the mysterious power of losing while still winning, it may be time to whip out a secret weapon. According to U.S. Soccer Federation President Sunil Gulati and resident crowd-riling expert Teddy Goalsevelt, that secret weapon is Will “The Anchorman” Ferrell. The actor surprised a pumped-up crowd at the U.S. fan headquarters in Recife, Brazil, decked out in a snug-fitting official uniform. And although he admonished that he’s a little out of shape, he promised to “live up to the spirit of this American team.” He’s also not afraid to get rough. “I will bite. I will bite every German player if I have to,” Ferrell said to uproarious applause. He encouraged those watching the matches to look for him in the crowd, sitting next to a Teddy Roosevelt impersonator while wearing a red, white, and blue bikini top. 

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