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Will Smith to make Bible way better with the addition of vampires

According to Deadline, Will Smith is attached to produce and star in The Legend Of Cain, “an epic re-telling of the Biblical sibling tale, this time with a vampiric twist.” "Vampiric twist." Oh, you mean the way it attaches itself to the most oversaturated trend of the Willennium and sucks it absolutely dry? Or did you mean the way that reading that logline—and knowing that, no matter what we say, it’ll probably make a shitload of money—drains us of all our lifeforce and makes us want to crawl into a coffin? What sort of “vampiric twist” are you talking about, Big Willie?

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