Still suffering the after-effects from having accidentally spilled a glass of water on Kim Kardashian last year, E! has announced that yet another batch of mewling Kardashian Mogwai has burst quivering from her ample check-cashing back, and that this one will be christened Khloe And Lamar, as it is a reality show focused on that one sister who married Lamar Odom from the Lakers, and whose name is supposedly spelled with an accent at the end, but fuck that, we’re not expending the extra effort.
The series will follow the couple during those fleeting moments that have somehow escaped being filmed by the three other Kardashian-related shows on E!—including the original Keeping Up With The Kardashians and spinoffs Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami and Kourtney And Kim Take New York—and it will chronicle their life at home with Khloe’s brother and “semi-permanent houseguest” Robert, as well as presumably their attempts to breed the next generation of Kardashians to build reality shows around.
Well, that's the story. So the next time your air-conditioning goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your television recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. ’Cause you never can tell. There just might be a Kardashian in your house—and that means you have a TV show.
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