As announced last night on their respective shows, Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly will soon face off in a 90-minute debate to decide whom you're voting for, scheduled for 8 p.m. ET on October 6 at George Washington University. If you are not an alumnus of George Washington University, yet have still somehow managed to make a living, you can watch the whole "Rumble In The Air-Conditioned Auditorium" live on the web for $5. It's the rare opportunity to see two people disagreeing with each other this political season; don't miss it.
Those who preorder tickets to the livestream (which is a thing that people do now, we guess) will also have the opportunity to submit a written question that may or may not be asked during the debate, depending on whether it will provoke lots of insightful yelling. "Did you see Mob Doctor? That was pretty shitty, right?" is not an example of a good debate question.
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