As you may have noticed, we weren't around much last week, leaving you to forage for scraps for yourself in the cold, dark Internet. In case you missed it in all the holiday hubbub, apparently '90s grunge band Soundgarden is reuniting. In perhaps the dumbest tweet ever (okay, that's probably too bold a statement), singer Chris Cornell proclaimed, "Knights of the Soundtable ride again!" As long as he's not making another record with Timbaland, we're probably all safe. See you at Lollapalooza, Chris?
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