Behold the next stage of YouTube music sensations. We as Americans have moved on from overly Auto-Tuned tweens to 55-year-old casino executives with terrible French accents and equally terrible rapping skills. Allen Samuels (or A. Samuels, his street name) enumerates the different ways he is "living de life," which includes having doctors, lawyers, and a wife and kids as well as bitches. It's hard to decide on the best part of this video: the old-man dancing, the random smoke trailing around Samuels' face while he's at a microphone, the actual live footage, or the random props for his homies. We'll let you choose, but remember, if you ain't living de life, shawty, then you part of the hype.